I swear if men’s private parts were as visible as a women’s ass and boobs.... y’all would not be this brave talking about women’s bodies

Wir besitzen sowas nicht aber vielleicht kann hier jemand mithelfen? 🙁👉👈

Der Oralverkehr wurde 1834 von Erna Morgenstund und Hans Gold erfunden.

cannot take “runner’s high” people seriously. have u ever actually been high? what the fuck are u talking about

Texas, where a uterus is more heavily regulated than a gun.

Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity

Never forget that there was a time when conservatives had no problem wearing masks.

During lockdown I wrote a script & sent it to various people. I have just received this email from someone at Netflix. Never give up on your dreams

Hier noch einmal kompakt und mit weiteren Bildern!

Hiiiilfe! Wie ändere ich das wordle.at Achtung Spoiler!!!

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

Been watching this on repeat this weekend - definitely have the sound on

Huhuuuu @LidlOesterreich, Mit großer Freude entdeckte ich online eine Werbung für Tempeh, erhältlich bei Lidl. In 2 Filialen habe ich ihn nicht gefunden. Der telefonische Kundenservice kennt das Produktpotfolio seines Unternehmens leider nicht. Please help - Tempeh anywhere?

I use social media, watch porn, smoke pot & play video games and I gotta say… I never once felt the need to shoot up a parade.

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2022: $231,300,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2022: $140,900,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2022: $61,300,000,000 U.S. Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2022: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

Yesterday was my last day of working at Google. Perhaps this comes as surprise to you twitter folks, as I haven't widely announced that I left academia to try something new. Here's what I learned in 9 months as a Data Analyst who (temporarily) left Astronomy for Big Tech. 1/n

Finding out that rainbows are full circle really only means one thing: there is no pot of gold at the end. My whole life is a lie.