My unique talent is getting everything I need at the grocery store and throwing in random shit because it’s on sale and still staying under $100

I’m the pest they couldn’t control

I love to cook but I have executive dysfunction so I always start dinner thinking it’ll be a ✨girl dinner✨ because I’m lazy then it turns into 👩🏼‍🍳WOMAN DINNER👩🏼‍🍳 real fast cause I hate bland food

I still can’t forgive the mama Mia franchise for killing off Donna

I literally never feel good enough

Been on a 1950s music lately. I understand the older generation now when they say this music sounds like the “good old days”

I think I’m in my reputation era now so if you don’t want a bitch for a gf don’t talk to me

But also want to be bought flowers and coffee so the choice is up to you

Ah shit here we go again

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, COUSIN

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

Investing in myself this year

Sometimes I forget what my job is and I get a jumpscare when I see dental X-rays in my camera roll

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

Our #whindex status maps reflect our closures as of 2pm today in advance of #HurricaneMilton. More updates to come. Please stay safe. **Due to the potential for variations in Milton's path, this information is subject to change without notice. Please follow local guidance.

Waffle House has a Storm Center with an entire operations team that is so good at their job they assist FEMA during hurricanes. The European mind cannot comprehend this

SOMEBODY SAVE THE YBOR CHICKENS