Just discovered #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

This nearly made me choke on my coffee

‘Female artist at work’ I can’t even...just what? 😬😂😂

Carjacking trend happening in Westlands, Spring Valley, Brookside, General Mathenge… Motorbike will to stop in-front of your car pretending to have issues with the bike whilst a car behind you will have its occupants step out and point a gun at you to unlock your doors.

When was the last time you did something for the first time....?

MANIFEST! 🥰

Same as “I don’t know what to tell you” people

'I don't mean to be rude' 🤝🏾...

I'm sorry to say but people who start their sentences with 'I'm sorry to say...' are never really sorry for what they're about to say.

Keep your rosaries off my ovaries 🏳️‍🌈 Kiko Enjani 🦋 Kᗩᗰᗩᒪ Kᗩᑌᖇ 🦋

🦋 Kᗩᗰᗩᒪ Kᗩᑌᖇ 🦋

Kind women are not free therapists

Did you check your own energy today before you assumed there was an issue

As 🦋 Kᗩᗰᗩᒪ Kᗩᑌᖇ 🦋 would say, 'Hii breedi imezidi, man!'

Some bad decisions I have made in life:

1.) Drinking too much coffee then not being able to sleep.
2.) Starting this list and not being able to think of anything to put here but obligated to carry on nevertheless.

If you're dieting, try this.
Dilute a litre of full fat milk with a litre of water for 2 litres of skimmed milk. Spend the money saved on a nice cake for yourself.

Foxycodone

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra. 😩

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