Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot, I just need money 😭

It’s crazy that the last time Usopp did something important was 11 years ago

I’d love to know whose brightttt idea it was to have snacks open from the side

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

SwiftieLee 🖤 Growing up really makes you realize your parents were probably just exhausted trying to survive. It doesn’t erase the pain, but it adds perspective.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me: let me see how much for a flight.

All white ppl on vacation come w a pre-installed tuberculosis cough or something???

Ossie Moore a very popular character of Barbados came from Paynes Bay in the parish of St. James and was born on March 30, 1900 as George Ethelbert Oscar Moore. Ossie Moore once caught a green lizard , stored it in house to get “ripe”.

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

I cannot wait to come home from work tomorrow.

“Are you ok” no it’s Monday tomorrow

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

I was robbed at a gas station in Phx last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

Both

Admiring your complete salary for a couple of hours before putting it through trials and tribulations. >>>>

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My friend was at a pub quiz and phoned me. He asked, “What's the second biggest state in the USA?" I said "Texas." He rang off and next minute I got a text from him saying, “What's the second biggest state in the USA?”

Cashier: “That’ll be $19.94.” Me: *pulls out a $50 bill* Cashier: “I’m so sorry, but we’ve had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?” Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*

If bajans learn to sue or charge ppl more often this wouldn’t be a shocker I don’t understand how this is a shocker when people around the world charge and sue ppl for less🤷🏽‍♀️

if i died and went straight to hell, it would take me a month to realize i wasn't at work anymore