“you’re so brave.” no dude i just didn’t have a choice

I was diagnosed with cancer with no symptoms. Not even a courtesy cough?? Damn

You ever had so many doctor appointments you start ranking their vibes like a reality show?

MRIs are a test of your patience and will to not cry

Curing cancer costs up to $10 trillion. Y’all raised $3 million for a potato salad once. Don’t tell me it’s not possible

my cancer was so rare it’s basically a collector’s item. i’m limited edition baby 🤘🏻

you wanna know something insane? my cancer was easier to get than Taylor Swift tickets. yeah, only 0.0000125% of people get ACC. that’s statistically absurd.

every time a doctor says “this might feel a little uncomfortable”
i know I’m about to meet god

I don’t want to say I’m good at MRIs but if this were the Olympics, I’d be bringing home gold for the “lying still while panicking”

me: i’m just gonna rest today
also me: googling survival rates at 2am

me: goes to an appointment receptionist: hey kam! me: why am I on a first name basis with the front desk of an entire hospital

surely there’s a less traumatic way to see my insides than being shoved in a haunted dishwasher

I beat cancer and still get nervous asking for extra ketchup. Life’s weird man

I didn’t think today would end with me Googling horse dewormer and cancer cures… but here we are. I’m not okay 💀😂

Cancer was my villain origin story. Now I’m unstoppable. ‼️

Cancer picked me because it thought I’d be weak. Joke’s on it, I grew up on Midwestern weather 😃

If I can beat cancer, I can beat literally anything right?

Cancer really taught me patience… mostly in waiting rooms

It’s all fun and games until Google says your symptoms are case study worthy