SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE 🗣

I’m starting to think this guy’s not consistent.

You are a poor excuse of a human being. Help those who need help — even if you are among the fortunate enough not to need it. Help those who were robbed and scammed into believing a college degree does any good (pushed by Boomers). Bluntly: You aren’t a good person.

You can say you’re a bad person in fewer words than that ☺️ Repeat after me: I’m a bad person. Or this, maybe: I have no empathy. Or.... if you want to be incredibly blunt: You’re poor. I don’t respect you as a human being. My words to you: Shame on you. Be better.

Best final Jeopardy question since Cliff Clavin.

Me *putting honey on toast* Son: do you know bees make that? Me: uh yeah I'm not an idiot [Later] Date: tell me something interesting Me: bees make toast

Sell the team.

I don’t need to know how rough or not rough it was, UberFacts 🤪

Buster Posey did a lot of great things during his career, but throwing the ball into Jake Peavy’s glove might just be his finest moment

This is 110% pass interference if Tom Brady was the quarterback.

JT TO THE HOUSE ‼️

Swiss: Only a Muenster could do something like this. Muenster: Erroneous! Your story has so many holes. Queso: K-so… who’s gonna take the blame? Dutch: Why don’t u guys slice the blame right down the middle — u know, 50/50? Feta: Will u guys cut it out? I’m feta up w/ the puns.

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked

You are such a loser. LeBron did it in over 100 fewer games (a whole NBA season plus playoffs). Part of me is disappointed in myself for giving you the satisfaction of a quote tweet, but your stupidity should be exposed.

Solo homer, 2-run homer, 3-run homer, grand slam… Cardinals prospect Chandler Redmond hit a HOME RUN CYCLE last night 🤯

one of the weirdest plays of the season happened tonight: Luka hits a 3 at halftime buzzer, but since it was at buzzer it has to be reviewed. the refs rule him out of bounds. so after halftime ends and before 3Q starts, they put 2 seconds back on the 2Q clock. then this happens

Shots beyond half court should not count towards shooting percentage unless they’re made. They should be like a foul.

This is soooooo funny to me 😂😂😂

“What you saw isn’t what you saw — and if it was, you saw it wrong.” You’re pathetic. Just admit that you’re pandering to a racist audience and that gesture alone sealed their approval.

CNN put together a collection of clips of Trump complaining about Democratic presidents playing golf