Okay, here's the deal. I have a sealed bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt "Mystery Color" Ketchup from 2002. Possibilities are Passion Pink, Awesome Orange and Totally Teal. I'm willing to show you what color is inside, but it'll cost you. 5000 retweets, and I'll crack this sucker open.

Nothing like 15,000 #Nuggets fans waiving the white flag #MileHighBasketball

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the police.

The Mandalorian, but he’s delicious with some vodka, soda, and a twist of lime. The Crandalorian.

For a second I thought this giant Jenga set at Radiator in Denver was made by Chris Charpentier

What cell phone carrier does Josh Hawley use? Sprint

How do you fuck up a Quantum Leap remake?

Uhhh can we get a recount

You won the national championship 3 years ago, are ranked #10, and just barely beat a one loss Alabama team at home. Chill the fuck out.

Um Gordon Ramsay why the fuck are you following this asshat?

We've got some more @breckbrew pint glasses to give away ... RT for your chance to win one!

When the swing dancer flips your wife 8 times

Gotta be Zaire Franklin

If the song “1985” by Bowling For Soup came out today they would be singing about 2005, a full year after the song “1985” came out.

THROW THE CHALLENGE FLAG

Not enough people talking about how #judgealito’s house looks like dogshit

Shane Gillis on #SNL? Yeah right, lady

The last time Jack Black hosted Saturday Night Live The Lonely Island dropped #LazySunday on us, so yeah I’ll be watching

What are you doing reposting this, Ron Howard?

That you fronting Green Day SARAH SQUIRM ?