RESURRECTION March 11. San Diego. Pechanga Arena. Sanctifications. Dream matches. Bullropes. Nightmares. Some titles survive. Some legacies don’t. 👇Full card now live. 👇 uprisingfed.boards.net/post/1268 You won't want to miss this!

UPRISING: RESURRECTION is now live. New championships crowned! Chaos and carnage inside Pechanga Arena! Dreams! Nightmares! And a night that changes everything! The full show's live! 📺WATCH IT NOW: [bit.ly/411mipY]📺

My villainy is ultimate! Not only did I prevent my opponent from achieving Resurrection, but my motivational speaking skills also denied yet another Resurrection! If your Resurrection lasts for more than 4 hours please show it to your local Biomancer. He'll be hella impressed.

I'd consider it, but it's... ya know... the Raised by Wolves bar. It's either not true to the label, which would be false advertising & thus not worth going to, or the bar owner has peed all over everything to mark territory, which makes it unhygienic & thus not worth going.

And they're narrative threads that will go talked about for years, but will gave never been resolved! No one likes White Hummer mysteries. Also don't try to park your fucking car on other wrestlers like Chris Mosh does. You don't want to emulate that guy

It's very therapeutic, I highly recommend everyone do so on a regular basis into order to maintain a healthy emotional state. Specifically mine, since, ya know, the son of a bitch ran me over with a car once.

This is exactly why my evil cult is better than Marisol's very definitely not an evil cult. She has to spend all her time doing manager type stuffs, whereas I can show up and say done encouraging words and voila, a title changes hands. I also give full health and dental.

I'm legitimately pondering getting counted out on purpose in order to make you and Marisol even more miserable than you usually are. But then again seeing me lose on purpose also might make you happy. Godsdammit, now I have to make a happiness spreadsheet at 6 fucking AM.

This made me laugh extra hard today...and think of ۗۗEmpress Kalinda, Champion of Earth & Otherworlds 13/10. No notes.

It’s Wednesday and you know what that means… REVOLUTION IS ON THE AIR. Molly Hatchet makes her first appearance as APEX Champion. The locker room's splitting. Change is in the air… and it’s not slowing down. This isn’t wrestling. THIS IS A REVOLUTION. STREAMING NOW:

My reproductive organs are currently in a state of metamorphic flux as I increasingly shed frail, inferior humanoid aspects of my anatomy and I estimate I will not have a Coitus track for another 10-30 years at minimum.

Yeah, that new up and comer Chris Mosh. It's okay, you can admit that he's like UPRISNG's anthropomorphic personification of erectile dysfunction, incapable of neither being up, nor coming.

It's WEDNESDAY and you know what that means! The Ballroom doors are open and REVOLUTION 6 is about to pop off! The road to POINT OF NO RETURN has begun. STREAM IT HERE: [bit.ly/UprisingS5E6] #UPRISING #REVOLUTION6

Did you remember to wave back to titanic eldritch horror beyond all comprehension?

I've faced Nameless Ones before, but I think this may be the first time I've faced a Lastnameless One in UPRISING. Jude Mitchell needs to get himself one of those proper human surnames that denotes something that their ancestors did. Like Smith or Wright or Tailor or Dickinson.

He wants to get you in front of him in person so he can knock you unconscious with his auto-fellatio pecker breath, which is the third worst breath weapon that I'm aware of.

Hey Anthony💷💀🥊🇬🇧, is this going to be the first time we're on the same card? Well, presuming I have a match. But I don't think I've been left off of a single Supershow, so it's kind of a foregone conclusion.

Morshu as Scatman (2026 Remake) #ytpmv