you just had to be there

If you’re easily offended, you’re easily manipulated

I just had the best idea, hear me out. A circus of just gas station crackheads.

Me: Mom can you just wake me up at 8am? My mom at 6am:

if you defend my name when i'm not around, you have all my respect

A thread of things that piss you off that shouldn’t, I’ll go first. The wind blowing my hair

"you attract what you fear" AHHHHHH wealth

if my siblings ain’t got nobody they got ME til the day we die

Why wash dishes when I’m washed in the blood? Periodt.

My five year plan: 1. ?? 2. ?? 3. ?? 4. ?? 5. And then they'll all be sorry

So you can hack a major fuel pipeline but voting machines aren't hackable?

I came for an oil change so why the dealership asking me do I want my tires rotated? What do u think they did when I drove here Jim?

sadly i do think my last words will be "not me dying"

Am I the only one who has a mild panic attack when walking in a store because you think you forgot to put pants on?