Static Major

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.

at this age, anything unclear is already a no.

all these niggas teach you is to love yourself more 😭

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

Please.

Nature’s living jewels.

when i tell a story, i include the MISTAKES i made TOO.

Only if it’s by someone I care about. Thankfully I see it now as a boundary that someone no longer wants to associate with me and that’s okay. Respect their choice and stay distant.

Don’t force anything if you previously showed genuine love and respect.

stay single travel get ya coochie ate a lil bit that's really all you can do these days

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

Go head and give that social media manager a raise 😭

“A man bringing you around his family means nothing” yeah and that’s the PROBLEM RIGHT THERE.

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

People aren’t mentally sick anymore they are intentionally evil. That’s the reality.

Kim K got wifed after her sex tape leaked and black men still want her. Megan doesn’t even have a sex tape and niggas hate her. One is “exotic” the other is a black woman.

Blessing and curse