I've loved and I've lost!!!

Sisi Marakwet’s tukienda majuu, after we have passed all the processes visa imetoka na sasa tunangoja ndege twende tutafute maisha kuna “therapy” ya mwisho huwa tunafanyiwa one week to departure. Kuna special and very rigorous “capacity building” huwa tunafanyiwa na experts......

Hesabu haiingiani bwana na niko na long weekend 😭😭

wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day

there u go 🥰

You’ve finally seen the light Always an Ortho bro🕯️

Not to brag, but i made this artwork completely from electronic waste

Cause I paid for the whole apartment.

What a waste of talent.

Academically I played myself this past weekend

💥BREAKING: New York Times article, published today, concludes that Adam Back, a 55-year-old British computer scientist and cryptographer, is Satoshi Nakamoto.

How the minutes before an exam feel when you've actually studied:

Petition to replace Mpesa transaction costs with ads

Dentist: You're brushing wrong Doctor: You're eating wrong Personal trainer: You're training wrong Bartender: Great choice sir

Just realized you can create a private X account post everything follow no one Unlimited cloud storage unlocked

"- Vous avez de l’Hypertension - Non - Je vois 2 anti-hypertenseurs sur votre ordonnance… - Oui, du coup ma tension est normale."

They got tired of listening to the nonsense

Uko pale emergency room, it's 11pm unaletewa a 4 years old child with fevers and convulsions, ukienda kuangalia emergency tray kutafuta diazepam unakuta ni hakuna, when you call the pharmacist anakwambia the last one ilionekana huko 2 months ago, ukipigia exchange watume***.

Hired an intern