If you're the type of person who prefers air conditioning over windows down in a car; we wont get along.. #justsaying #kaju #fact

Can any of my followers just favorite this tweet pleasse haha. Gotta prove to myself that at least someone actually reads my tweets

Well at least it isn't Monday anymore

@SharmaRajarshi thanks mate, been working hard at it

Sweatpants > Stilettos

Twiter wont let me follow more people because apparently my ratio of following to followers is too low. Help a kid out and toss me a follow!

Yo come on, there's no need to tailgate me when I'm going 60 in a 35. Plus those flashing like on your car look ridiculous..

New York is a great city, but Boston is THE great city. #Boston

Curiosity killed the cat, but stupidity killed the human

If I can impress you with my intelligence, I'll baffle you with my bullshit #LifeHack #schooltricks #wordsofwisdom

'Pretend till the end that you don't feel pain'

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Basically waking up a half hour before I go to sleep at this point

The more work I have, the less motivation I have to do it

It's not about the size f the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog

Wrong time, wrong place, Right girl, hopeless chase..

Favorite this tweet for no reason.

Y'all are all beautiful people

Anyone seeing this?