not a mcmarriage x.com/douchewaterr/s…

if my sleep schedule was a person

Am I the only one who does this after each cracker? 😂

everybody in love n shit & I’m just like damn “ I gotta work tomorrow “

This episode had no business being that scary

Call me whenever. Call me to tell me about a weird bug you saw. Call me to tell me about the great burrito you just ate. Call me to talk to me about your family issues. Call me to ask for advice. Call me when you miss me. I will always answer

when i leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow comes

I feel like I’m dead, I’m alive but I’m dead

Thank you for your sacrifice. Merica.

When you drive past someone fine af

my brain never shuts up. will I ever know peace ???

🇺🇸🇺🇸The future is gonna be so 🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Let that sink in

this is our next vice president btw

It’s happening

It’s time

me 5 minutes into this TikTok ban