How other girls get out of the pool vs how I get out of the pool 😂

🙏🏼

When you buy dresses from an Instagram boutique

When you're at a family party getting too lit and your parents tell you tranquilízate...

When you're at the bakery and they run out of croquetas....

You hate me? Based on what you heard? How cool.

RIP to all of the money I've spent on food this summer

My life.. My choices.. My mistakes.. My lessons.. Not your business..

person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i'm really athletic person 3: i'm hilarious and likable person 4: i'm gorgeous me: i can breathe