I can smell your baby pooping from across the room.. #gross 😷😨

There is nothing more satisfying then a late night trip to wally world for ice cream and cheesecake. 😀 #FatKidProblems

Leave it to a dress to send the world on the ultimate mind fuck.🙈

Rugrats movies can turn any frown upside down. 👑

Murphy's then vs now. >>>>>>>>>

Its an American Aquarium kind of night! #bestfran @hoopseydaisy instagram.com/p/0Mi67mtPEP/

Ahhhhhhh Stillwater with no students 👍

How is it 3am already???

The amount of time I spend picking out a movie on Netflix every night is unsettling..

There is nothing quite like getting your ass handed to you at work that will make you rethink all that is life.. Oye 😧

Quote of the night: "I'm a red head and I love red-headed sluts (the shot). They are how I ended up with my 2 year old daughter." 😂😂

Storm is rolling in ☔⚡

@MustangBeerGuy @hoopseydaisy Dean Ira 😂😂😂

Eating McDonalds at 2:30 am is by far the best decision I have made today. 🍟🍔

Holy cops batman!!!!! Stillwater is making some money tonight 💰

A cool painting idea:

50 Shades of Grey was ummm interesting... 😶

Homeboy: you smell amazing! Me: Well thank you sir *pets my skin* Homeboy: your skin is so soft Me: Uhhhh. I'm running away now. 😑

Got pulled over twice in one day and I only have warnings to show for it. I'm going to go to the casino now. 🎆🎉🙏