World Series Champions, baby.

there’s no such thing as tmi around me. tell me it all in detail I’m nosy

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

Not me having a breakdown 6 games into the season

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

Astros fans right now….

WINNERS WIN TITLES.

I guess we’ll never know 🤷‍♂️

I hate this. The Giants will be unstoppable with a woman running things. I used to eat ice cream at 3AM before I put a woman in charge of my life. These dudes gonna be using coasters and batting .350 all season long.

taylor swift may be your person of the year but she’s been my person every year in a deeper and more meaningful way

💃🏻

"Hey did you see Taylor-" Me:

8 times. she sold this out 8 times. taylor swift IS the music industry. x.com/sadovsski/stat…

I am just so happy for my close personal friend Taylor Swift. She deserves nothing more than to be loved loudly and proudly.

”who's your therapist?” me:

me core

this is like seeing da vinci paint the mona lisa