Who roofied my 8 mimosas, 4 tequila shots, and fishbowl last night

IM SO TIRED OF WANTING STUFF. Am I ever satisfied??????

Receiving flowers is the most beautiful thing ever

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello i was also brave today

I love the rain and thunder but only when I’m in the house tho 😂

where can i buy grenades? i’m irritated as fuck rn

I can either do a Saturday or a Sunday fun day but baby I cannot do both.

I’ll squeeze a hot pocket on a bitch back for playing with me

had a dream about john summit , i need to see him so bad

we grown af w/ reaction pics in our phone 😭😭😭😭😭😭

They said girl maintenance up there with rent, and it is!

i'm convinced when you REKINDLE a relationship with someone (friend, family, ex, etc ) something will ALWAYS resurface to show you why you should have left it burned and dried up.

i saw a girl on tiktok who said “accountability is so important to me. nobody’s perfect, but don’t try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match” felt this to the core.

I hate how late Instagram be putting people’s pictures on my timeline, got me liking something that was posted 3 weeks ago

I need to touch grass but the grass is the airport