"It's because I enforce rules. Weird rumors about me doing sketchy stuff for the "sake of protecting history". I have a heart too you know! I don't do wack experiments on people or steal them from history! Most of my Patrollers are volunteers! See? I'm quite generous!"

Kais are benevolent this is demon fake news /Ignores Zamasu we don't claim him/

"Ah! No need for that! Punishment for rumors is unfair! Look if anyone has a problem with me, I welcome them to come speak to me about it. I don't want to see like a tyrant? D-did you guys seriously do that stuff in the Demon Realm?"

Bitch

"I-Its jus' gossip! It's a problem when they try doing weird rebellions that don't make sense! No need to get violent. Ah. . I see. I wouldn't be expect less but that's not how we do it here! We usually try to resolve things more.. peacefully?"

If she lets him out will he try to steal her bird again?

She wants an absolute honest answer.

"I made some delicious pudding!"

". . .no!!"

"Banana!"

"Mmhm! Handmade!"

"Why dont 'cha try it?"

"Huh? Oh that's too bad! I'll just send some over to your home then for later!"

"Sure! Here! Take as much as you like!"

At least he wasn't keeling over, paralyzed in pain! That was a plus! "Really? You mean it?!"