me, a bitch keeping salt n vinegar chips in business:

justin bieber when they tell him everyone is waiting on him to perform at the superbowl with usher

Black Sabbath were so ahead of their time musically that they were doing heavy metal music well before heavy metal aesthetics were invented so you ended up with them performing War Pigs while looking like this

Found her

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

OK, WHO DID THIS???😭🤣🤣🤣 pic.x.com/xKvQVvkd2z

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written* Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say

I don't care what anyone says, living alone as a woman is one of the most perfectly luxurious experiences of my life

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

Once I become rich, I’ll be unstoppable at gifting. In fact, people will fear for their lives.

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

kelly performing shoes in 2024 might be the best moment of my life i fear

A new emotion

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