she's so country i wouldnt be suprised if she walks down the aisle to Freebird.

@MoosejawMadness filing cabinet! It said "O-Z" on it.

Does Truth Exist Apart from Human Language? - pourquoi-pas: With this Schrödinger notes a Platonic problem:... http://tumblr.com/xjd1lcwni

"…it follows that consciousness and discord with one’s own self are inseparably linked up, even that they..." http://tumblr.com/xjd1lcxt6

Jack White to play Hangout Fest!  Full lineup release on Tues!  RT for your chance to WIN VIP TIX. #hangoutlineup

Camp mascot! Did ur dino have a name?RT @InLaymonsTerms: Bonnaroo our easy up had a dinosaur on it twitpic.com/9xne9p

The chalupa ass pat commercial is the epitome of the Yankees. How disgraceful.

BREAKING NEWS: NFL investigating allegations that Ben Roethlisberger has been sending photos of himself fumbling (cont) http://tl.gd/6l0j07

If I had a million dollars..I'd double my money by folding all the bills into little origami boots and selling them for two dollars each.

Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayzes death to say that Michael Jackson's death was much better.

is gonna be outsourcing all future tweets and status updates to India. I'll be staying on as a consultant, but prepare for broken English.

McDonalds Express? How fast do people need McDonalds? "Here's your receipt. We ate it for you. Thanks for the diarrhea."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." ~W.C. Fields