the only people who should be drug tested are ceos, politicians, and billionaires

stop drug testing for jobs that are only bearable to do when you're high

hey yall can you do me a favor & rt so my old followers can see this? tryna build my account back up so i don't get kicked out of comedy 🙂

shogun is so good, they should make a book version!!

bro why

my cat likes watching me play video games so i bought her a pspsPS5

OOO is short for OOOOOOO I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE

When you get older and your friends are balding, you grow it out to show that you still can. A power move.

I can’t wait to be on the top of all those lists that come out on 4/20 of “top stoner movies you should smoke weed to”

Tomorrow night! North Hollywood! Joe's gonna host on a lot of WEED! 😱

Featuring:
Kristen Lundberg
alice hamilton
Nick Skardarasy
Katherine if you nasty
Murderpuss Valenzuela
Jake Flores 🇵🇸

a fashion ball for furries, call that a pet gala

Yes fortunately back to the circus.

My name is my name CashApp: *Breanna Stewart sent $7000.00*

Message: “We in Indiana for an Away game tomorrow. Come through?”

Me:

So you’re telling me none of you knew the WNBA players were getting financially screwed? You thought Brittney Griner was in Russia for FUN!?

Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for

Watch the full episode with Laurie Kilmartin here: youtu.be/nc0pRzSf6-4?si…

this shit so fun. Kanye crazy ass need to jump in

Cardiac Jerome The worst part is he stole that joke from a black TRANS comedian on FACEBOOK from like 3 years ago 💀💀

Just wanna remind people that you too can just stop being transphobic. Its not difficult!!!