my 7 year old niece just looked at me and said “you’re so pretty, but you drink too much” …. fair enough

just had a 20 min conversation with my Uber about whether we would want to drown or catch on fire. ?¿

I only got asked twice today if I had a boyfriend yet. I think they’re finally giving up. let’s gooo!!!

my serotonin has left the group chat

glad this wasn’t just me

why is it so hard to not drink?

“that’s the hottest skank I’ve ever seen in my life”

blacking out for Betty tn

they just touch downed

why is lather, rinse & repeat for Oklahoma so quick with it

daddy burrow

“Go, shorty It's your birthday”

kanye should prob rethink this beef wit peppa pig 💀

a bad day is still a luxury

busch light is a gateway drug

Lotsa notsa no more

sneezing and having a runny nose really makes me understand Benadryl bc I actually do wish I was unconscious

leinenkugel brought back sunset wheat and I’ve never been happier