who up thinking about wally brando

Hello I am Chappell Roan’s bodyguard who yelled at that 11 year old girl. My name is Mark Carney and I am Canada's prime minister

Hello I am Chappell Roan’s bodyguard who yelled at that 11 year old girl. My name is Taylor Swift and I am a singer

Went to the dentist today and got two fillings

Jesus, they're fast!

I have to be honest, it doesn't do wonders for my self-esteem that only 11 bots responded. I was expecting at least 21.

radiohead fans: Kid A is the greatest left turn in music history tame impala fans: did you know it’s just one guy swifties: taylor outsold olivia olivia fans: olivia outsold sabrina pink floyd fans: no dude it gets better just wait oasis fans: i voluntarily like bad music

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

oh and im meant to react normally to this verse in ‘days we left behind’??

Dont show me this shit man

Do you have to let it linger...