I just love the YouTube ads you have to watch while you’re in a desperate panic looking up a “how-to” video.

I’ll never forget the time my roommate’s friend told me she once stole a peacock egg from the zoo and now still has a pet peacock to this day

Growing up is a constant cycle of experiencing pain and hoping it’s gone by the morning

Went in for a regular dental checkup, went out with a wisdom teeth extraction appointment

PSA: Don’t get a dog if you’re just going to give it back in a month. They are a lot of work, you should know this beforehand!

Cutie patooties in the middle square 👀

we applauding the bare minimum now

Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.

Feels like a good time to repost

Thank you Instagram for flooding 50% of my feed with BS posts from people I do not follow 🥰

I always wake up to a pile of cat toys by my bed because he brings them in wanting to play while I’m sleeping 🥺

There are more people that make podcasts than there are people that listen to them

Every time I pick up a Rx, it takes me 30 secs, yet it takes the people in front of me 15 mins.

Not people at Disney in FL right now complaining that everything’s closed and they didn’t get their food in a timely manner.

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

I’m so glad I’m not a Taylor Swift fan. Stay safe out there.

Am I the only person that cares about the new Avatar movie coming out next week? I will be at the theater ALONE and i don’t care.

Never forget

Hurry up Netflix some people gotta work in the morning. #loveisblindlive