dubstep djs and their gfs

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning" Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

feel like Alex Russo wit my pala in my boot🪄

Brown lip lineraholic

my hidden talent is reheating nachos

I take accountability because yes I did say that and let me tell you why I did

Ngl my money and my funny up

in all it was a good weekend

me and the other 3 people who don’t gaf about stranger things

im so easy to rage bait cause i already be irritated

i wish i had a free ticket to miami

me when im drunk & see a mirror

God please release me from the shackles of wanting a seafood boil at this time

My laundry hamper is full again

Why you don’t post yourself nomore? Me:

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

ending the year with 9 toe nails 🫩