This guy from bumble added my on snap and his score is 3.5 million 😳🚩🚩🚩

PLEASE DONT BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE

I need friends 🙃 I literally talk to no one. Life is lonely man

Order takeout every Sunday and watch SVU 🍕

It hurts to see one of your favorite sneaky links from the past married with a baby /:

First day at my new job and I think I love it already 🥰

Thank god for a 3 day work week 👏🏻🦃

Not having a paycheck for a month and all the Black Friday deals happening means my entire first paycheck of my new job will be go to paying off my credit card 🙃 I hate myself

If only there were Black Friday deals on Jeep parts 😔

The feminine urge to move to a big city, get a one bedroom apartment by yourself, tell no one and live your best life

When you can’t even make it past the talking stage and some people you went to high school with are already on their second marriage 🙃🥴

Wish I was in Vegas for the NFR 😢

I swear I like a guy and obsess over him for 5 days and then I lose interest when he starts to obsess over me

Is it me? Am I the toxic one?

What’s the best kind of whiskey for a gift that’s reasonably priced? 🤔

This man brings me coffee to work everyday and on days he’s not in town, he sends me money to get coffee 🥺 a keeper for sure

Lol at the people complaining about having to start paying their student loans again. You chose to take out that loan 😂

Me and my SIL just sipping on apple cider mimosas and my mom causally whips out the bottle of fireball and starts taking shots. Ma’am it’s 9 am 😂

men it’s 2022, grow a mustache and stop talking to your ex.