Kinda upset that I watch #thebachelorette because now I won’t settle for anyone less than a Tyler C.

📍 me | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ _ | 📍communicating | my emotions | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | 📍drinking 2 vodka cranberries & sending “I just think it’s funny how” to anyone who’s ever wronged me

white claw: “only 100 calories and 5% ABV hehe girls night!” four loko seltzer: “14% who’s ready to die”

i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. and i would really appreciate. a kiss on my forehead

you know what’s actually kinda cool about anxiety? you can do the most bullshit thing and as long as you believe that thing helps you relax, it will lol. go ahead eat a pickle, put on fuzzy socks, count to 17, cry. you believe anxiety into your head you can believe it out.

You decide. Retweet if I should finally open the Dybbuk Box this October on a LIVE Stream @HauntedMuseum ...Like this if I should NOT

I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second

I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶

A lot of crazy things have been going on in my life recently, some not so great. I’m a big believer in the fact that everything happens for a reason, I just didn’t know what reason these shitty things kept happening for. Today the reason presented itself loud & clear. Life’s good

Is this the hottest anyone has ever looked? #Emmys

my stuffed fren sebastian and i. were hanging outside. when a leaf fell from above. and came to rest on his noggin. he has been chosen. sebastian is king of spooky season. long may he reign

i would like more frens. so i have made a list of my best qualities. for your consideration 6. am fluffy 1. can jump (and sit) C. sometimes i sneeze i look forward. to hearing from you