the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get past lmnop it's like ok... we're getting into dangerous teritory now

What I see when you guys post that new Avatar game

men have such jaw dropping biceps and good back sometimes and hot too, i wish they were good people too tho

Gemini Moon culture

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

scientists are calling me “the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal” say things like “she’s just so careful” and “i don’t know how she does it”

I'm sorry but you need to see this peaceful kitty with butterflies. You're welcome.

sorry i get attached so easily i grew up never being liked by anyone

love having a gemini moon. oh you’re mad at me? yeah that’s probably fine

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

“okay bet” is a legally binding contract in California

cats love to be like why aren’t you doing what i want you to do? i’m gonna bite pieces off of a paper bag and spit them out everywhere

most people don't even try

i get so gay off that 70 degree chicago weather