no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, you are the worst type of person

The problem of migration is political but also ethical. How should we think about or treat these migrants? When I someday stand before God, I would rather be found guilty of caring too much than judging too much. “I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”

the transition…i’m sobbing on the floor

Heyyyy I noticed you used one exclamation point instead of three or four in your last text. I’m just wondering what I did to make you hate me & wish I was dead

Caffeine is not enough anymore. I need to chew on a power line.

A handful of geriatric men who can’t handle big emotions will probably light the Voting Rights Act on fire. Ha ha just another Thursday! any big plans for the weekend? great new show on Tube. Or was it Feebee? maybe Plob. it’s $8000/month. Let me ask grink (tree explodes)

Woman Crushed by Weight of Completely Self-Inflicted Tasks: ow.ly/EzIH50XcMYT

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

unlocking new levels of iron deficiency

snl used to have beck bennett.

never not thinking about this

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

Why I Stopped Dressing for Men and Started Wearing a Loose Necktie Like Avril Lavigne in 2002: ow.ly/gGfn50XeogS

Getting older means everything's too loud and also not loud enough.

‘Tom Cruise Does His Own Stunts,’ Says Woman Hyping Herself Up to Make a Phone Call: ow.ly/LWXJ50XhN4L

Forget AI, write your essays while having a panic attack 45 minutes before deadline, as God intended

Working, Kim.