The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili’s

ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

NEEDED THIS

When rent and bills are due... ur tanks boutta hit that E, n all ur makeup, toiletries n skincare products all running out at once........ bitch

MISSING: On Aug. 9 Samson Mandefro, 23, left Lethbridge and went to Waterton with a friend. He was last seen the morning of Aug. 10. Mandefro is 183cm tall and weighs 70kg. He was last seen wearing a blue baseball cap, blue jeans and a grey t-shirt. Info? Call 403-328-4444. #yql

My face after I tell somebody over the phone that we stop renting out golf cards at 6 o’clock and they come in at 5:58 and say “well it’s before six isn’t it?”

Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol “Hey! Thats a really nice dress!” Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃 And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol

i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him

Hey.... You're welcome

Dreaming of a world where my upstairs neighbours don’t stomp around like elephants while im trying to fall asleep. 🙃

I believe mental illness deserves to be treated like any other illness. Do you? #MentalHealthIsHealth

Breaking news ❄️

If Don Cherry can get fired for his “you people” comment then The Social better step up and fire Jess Allan. Her comments about rich white boys are hockey players is just as discriminatory. She should be able to speak her mind but so should Don Cherry. Fair is fair.