The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

Of course I need gas when it’s freezing cold windy and raining

Well, my day started with Ross asking why my belly is really really big and ended with a dead van battery and a car fire. How was your day?

Finally a successful family nap session 🙌🏻

“Golf is the sport made by the Devil” The LadyGang

Sleeping with the windows open in November is giving me life

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another historic night of basketball. 💙

“It’s you. The one I want next to me when all my dreams come true.”

Nothing says Christmas like a booked 10 hour day in the salon and pretzels for breakfast lunch and dinner.

I did a whole lot of nothing this weekend and it sure was fabulous

Can we be done with Monroe piercings yet

I wonder how mad you’d be to be a boy named Sincere

No better medicine for the soul than sunshine 🌞

Fast food is 100% not as good without a coke

It will be a sad day when Ross stops saying Dollar Dengeral

Gimmeeeee that Kentucky Butter Cake Cookie Crumbl

DST=NAP