My sincere hope for each of you is that you never experience anything as painful as listening to a 65 year old describe Uber to another 65 year old.

Hey Dexcom why can I get a FreeStyle Libre same day but I’m at 6+ weeks waiting for a G6?

When I ask my friends what they’re wearing this is what I expect back

My solution to not being satisfied with my outfit in the morning is to add denim until it feels right. #denimdebbie

Boys’ houses are so weird. They literally have their grandmas old couches with three different TVs in the living room and random flags for decoration???

PSA: if you are looking for a New Year’s resolution try: PUTTING YOUR CART IN THR DESIGNATED LOCATION.

During COVID-19 I have successfully supported the economy by online stress shopping everything in sight and giving myself no limits. #sendhelp

Can’t tell if my corona diet is actually working or if these pants are feeling loose because I’ve worn them too many days in a row

If you’re enjoying the last of the warm days by recreating along canals, be sure you do so safely. -Don’t swim in canals -Steer clear of canal headgates - Call 911 if your pet jumps in and needs rescued Please recreate safely & teach your children of the dangers of canals.

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes to make sure Idaho’s water gets to farms, parks and yards? Join IWUA Office & Program Manager, Kathryn Hartman, as she explores these efforts, asking Idaho’s water users #wateryoudoing.

Have you ever wondered what kind of work is required to prepare for the irrigation season each spring? Join Kathryn as she inspects the irrigation tunnels at South Board of Control in the latest episode of #wateryoudoing. #idahowaterusers #agriculture #irrigationtunnels

The day of allocation marks the day that the of natural flow water is no longer sufficient to service irrigation needs. After the day of allocation, storage water is released from the reservoir to supplement the natural flow water. #wateryoudoing #agriculture #idahome

72% of Idaho is in “Severe Drought”. Vegetation is sparse, crops are left unharvested, river levels are very low, hydroelectric power is down, and irrigation allotments are significantly curtailed. Do your part to preserve Idaho’s water. #waterconservation #drought #idahome

Burley Irrigation District has announced a 6 week early water shut off unless #waterconservation efforts delay the situation. magicvalley.com/community/mini…

Hey Kaitlin Butts Wanna stop by for a pre-show slider and an otter pop? We have drinks too. 😀

I bet Becca is thinking Ross doesn't look so bad right now #thebachelor

So can someone tell me who Arie choose or did he not chose nobody? #thebachelor

girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did

Crying actual tears rn 😂😭 x.com/achandrew13/st…

Found myself at a Spring Murphy Bed sale, so I guess I'm 75 now.