totally understandable, just got a little worried but don't worry about that okay ? my name is dr kondraki by the way ... and what is yours ?

it's because like...sometimes you say to yourself that you're a walking paradox and it confuses my head everytime it happens

like the ukelele who I usually talk and live with always like to say they're a walking paradox or say no sense things, or either like say somenthing but then contradicts everything you said

even though he can be a douchebag sometimes...yes, yes I do and I care a lot about this ukulele

your name is unique ...

what a interesting name of yours red, my full name is benjamin kondraki but people usually refer me as dr kondraki...some few people call me by my nickname konny...

hmm ? ( raising an eyebrow, humming )

I could say like researches and experiments, nothing too much out of the normal of an scientist...except I have some little friends who follow me here ... ( pointing at the butterflies )

actually it's name is scp - 408 but I like to call them my little friends because it always help me to get away from trouble you know? and don't worry...they're very friendly!

they distract enemies from attacking me ...

they make me company ...

well actually the numbers on the name has other meaning but yes...there's a lot butterflies

it's to classify the anomalies!

unfortunately

2nd option...

who the fuck are you in first place and second of all, lower this fucking gun pointed to me you have no idea with who you're trying to mess with buddy.

actually you just teleported to a wrong place, you're safe and you're free don't worry about that

ah ... don't worry about it !