My boy going through it right now

lambs jump up from nowhere

i think a really good game of mini golf could fix me

It’s ableist to call it NaNoWriMo. What if I don’t know what that means

i love when the robot test on a website is just clicking a box that says "i am not a robot." as if a robot would be too ashamed to lie

brat summer was fun but now it's time for bread fall. that's where i eat a lot of bread

"can you explain the gap on your resume" ah yes that was after The Incident

mandolin: finally a violin for men

for the record, i DO follow trash jones for music recs and her seasonal playlists are always full of gems! ⬇️✨🎵

please be patient with me this month / next month / forever

The secret to good writing isn’t talent OR effort. It’s actually this interesting cask I have downstairs

nice one life you've got there. would be a shame if it weren't wild and precious

"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" oh it's ok you can just kill me next time

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job

me when work is slow: wtf am i doing here... me when work is busy: wtf am i doing here!!!