Instead of “lol” I say we switch to “gol” giggled out loud

Call me LeBron cuz I’m top 2 but I ain’t 2nd

#LGRW

Twitter needs to add a “stolen tweet” section to its report files so we can ban these noob accounts

Anyone who eats fries one at a time is a serial killer

Drake in 2018 before anyone knew him

Where they spawn from

No because The Amityville Horror movie was trash

Thread on how Amazon treats its workers Context: Amazon full-time warehouse employees make $31,200 a year. Jeff Bezos makes that every 12 seconds. Cost to give warehouse workers 2 weeks paid sick leave + pay bumps so they don't qualify for food stamps = 0.9% of Bezos' fortune

I am Legend. More like I am Scared

Don’t Look Up (2021)

“Elon is trying to control how people think. That is our job”. 😂😂😂

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

This is the greatest email I’ve ever received

I always knew I was smart enough for Harvard

it’s incredible how reading this feels like finally unlocking 100% of your brain (via @christophepas)

This guy has more power than me??

Mustaches are the key to intelligence

Yeah I “read”… Reduce Excessive Activity Daily

Me in fruit ninja