He. She. They. Man, idgaf what they go by. I am panas a mf. My bitch ass sees a pretty human and I am crumpling like a piece of paper at the bottom of a middle schooler’s backpack 🫠

Fucking Christ. The god damn deposit is ON TOP of the fucking rental price! So it would end up being fuckin $380! JUST TO RENT A VAN TO GET MY SHIT. Istg if I didn’t need half the shit in the apartment I would say fuck it.

Every single thing I have to say about this would need to be redacted. I need like 10 packs of cigarettes, a case of monster and 3 bottles of fireball and it’s only 1pm here…..

Well…….. safe to say he’s wearing panties…….. god I need a damn drink…..

So many famous people have their birthdays this month, and I get the mf from high school musical to share a birthday with. Anygay 16 days til I get my balloons!

I GOT MY BALLOONS FUCKERS! Also I’m 29 now and idk how to feel….

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME GOD DAMN!!!!

Words aren’t working. Jae.exe has stopped working 404 error. Blue screen of death. Xbox 360 red ring. Don’t even bother with a grave I’m about to spontaneously combust.

Yep

I BEG THE FINEST AND FRESHEST OF PARDONS???????? bagel HELP??????

MYA! 🫵 Hi! I love you. I love this update. I am too insane for this. Please never change 😘

I…..

Please hold. My brain needs a second to catch up to my sanity.

I BEG THE FINEST AND FRESHEST OF FUCKIN PARDONS?????

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Been working on this one for a while now and figured I'd put myself on blast a little.