max landis shouldn't be alive

how i feel when i see ray fisher

running for mayor of orc city

Age of Ultron 2

I was gardening and the ants tried to steal my balls

I write strong female characters so no one questions me when I make other female characters get really hurt

Sarah Michelle Gellar a bitch #ongod

well that just happened!

I’m Shane Gillis and Gale Lewis at Walmart off odd carts trying to do my shopping part

i will not survive the rapture

My next movie will star Haley Welch

Not a lot of quips in that new Fantastic Four, disappointing.

Going to write a Superman fan film with Max Landis where he’s a misogynist

off a perc and listening to emmure, they call me kurt angle