Y’all nerds better be arguing about RPC right now.

Srsly, it might require around 1,000 rpc calls between backend services in order to generate a timeline. That might be accurate, and reducing that might be impactful… Twitter is sure full of petty folks…

I do wonder how much of this is Elon or if he has some really smooth-talking senior engineers he delegates this to. You see how all these “leaders” touted SBF as a genius and quickly realize how readily they fall for charlatans.

If you are donning combat gear to attend an event that isn’t in an active war zone, you are the bad guy. That is a universal truth. nytimes.com/2022/11/26/us/…

Amen. Any talk of the woke mind virus limiting free speech is just saying Nazis aren’t being sufficiently amplified. That’s the code. That’s all there is to it.

Never in a million years.

Hey, come hang out. Here are my assassination coordinates…

Listening to Elon and Hotz discover that a service like Twitter is quite complex is wild… what the hell is going on…

Now they are inventing Reactions as if this is some brilliant new insight. Also, George could rewrite the whole service in 6 months. And he’d know, he’s single-handedly written massive distributed systems.

And now George has discovered that they support multiple versions of the Twitter interface. These are the most brilliant engineers in the world, what a gift for us to all get to observe this whole process. Business and Engineering acumen on full display.

Whomever breaks the government the most gets the best interview spot on Fox News that evening is now the guiding principle of the Republican Party.

What’s the over/under on days until the next speaker vote? Think they can make it through January?

“This one high school having a really dumb rule vindicates my entire bullshit world view”, thought the dumb rich shithead. “Just wait until all the intellectual leaders of our movement hear about this!”

Some people don’t believe in magic, but I can magically make my kids need something from me immediately simply by grabbing a book and finding a comfy spot on the couch.

How does one not respond with “your mom”. to misquote ajr, “y’all grew up because you’re good at life. I’m like 17 at 35…”

Elon Musk knows intimate health details of all his cousins. It’s just a fact. Everyone who knows someone who had a bad vaccine reaction knew exactly the state of their health prior to the vaccine. Obviously.

This is a part of it, but it also doesn’t have to be. It depends on how ambitious you are, and I think it’s reasonable that if you really want to move up then you have to hustle a bit. But I never played that game, and I’ve done just fine.

Every single notification in this app is someone angry at something. I’ve probably trained the ai to show me these through my interactions, but still, wtf do I still have this app.