WARNING: 🇺🇸 As of July 1, child rapists in Idaho will face execution by a firing squad.

Average Winnie the Pooh enjoyer

White boys in motion tend to stay in motion

mood because the tomb is empty >

Dune Messiah vibes

Yeah but did you see the set?

Just seeing that headline is genuinely terrifying

Hey guys... I feel like we should address this

Bring back slavery so we can convert this freak to Christianity

I wonder if Jordan can play well from fairways?

I'm sure this is how it feels to use Twitter but never post

5 things The Masters should adjust for 2027 1. Stop trying to make it YouTube golf 2. Use coverage and announcing to create a compelling story 3. No one gets practice privilege weeks before 4. Enforce the dress code 5. Don't get the Egg Salad guy to film the most important parts

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

Do so much that is unreasonable for you not to succeed = if you DM enough girls you will eventually get a wife #few #butactually #many

Somehow my mom has Twitter but only the depressing parts?

A dating app but instead it's for people who are normal

2 and a half years 112 episodes 318K views 11,500 watch hours and now, 1000 subscribers God is very good

Folks, this is real simple. Sasse rightly says that having a child is “placing a bet on the future.” Perfect. Here’s another key driver, then, of sex & birth rate declines: hopelessness. In the industrialized world, young people are suffering from chronic hopelessness.

this is pete holmes and if there were successful comics like him 20 years ago our entire culture might be different

"A suspicion which had crossed her mind once or twice before, now returned to her with irresistible force; the suspicion that the real universe might be simply silly."