My exact thoughts on the status of the US presidency

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

The boys are comparing their golf handicaps!!!!!! One of us!!!!

all you fools were shortsighted and did things like "have children". i saw what was to come and my virtual georgia state panthers will reap the benefits.

Maybe #Georgia could install the Progressive Snapshot app on each of their players' phones.

Me walking into my living room at 3:59pm tomorrow

It lived up to the hype.

Intoxicated subject. Released to sober wife. Ejected. #BTHOtu

Huh who would’ve thought

Yes!

CBS anchor mentions the term “rawdogging” in a segment about the conclave. Incredible moment in TV news history. x.com/t_andy1856/sta…

snapchat?! AT YOUR BIG AGE?!

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Public Intoxication. Section 128. Intoxicated subject found staring at a wall. Released to sober girlfriend. Ejected. #BTHOsamford

Think the real question here is why doesn’t every airport have this

damn they got two bass pro shops