Elmo did not realize that Mr. Ryan Gosling was such a big fan of rocks...

Kid asked if a character was a boy or a girl. I said “Well, it’s wearing a bow, so it’s probably a girl.” Without even looking at me he says “A boy could wear a bow too.” I’ve been outwoked by a seven year old.

Today I put $85 worth of fuel in the van, and it barely moved over the half tank mark. Then I spent $450 on two carts worth of groceries. Now, tonight, I hear elected Republicans telling me the price of gas and groceries is dropping. Are folks really dumb enough to believe this?

My favorite scene in the whole show that iconic scene ever

being a jojo fan is awesome because you can make some theory that mikitaka from part 4 is kars in disguise then someone will treat it as fact and say araki said it in an interveiw and it will be accepted as canon among 40 percent of fans until hamon beat is forced to debunk it

This is gonna be chapter 6

Kamala wanted to give first time homeowners a $25,000 credit towards the purchase of their home. Trump started a war, has no healthcare plan, caused food and fuel to skyrocket, and raped little girls. Great fucking job America.

🏦 🤑 You can now buy a Sonic the Hedgehog GOLD BAR. Listings have appeared for an officially-licensed, 0.5 gram 999.9 fine gold bar shipping in early May. Two variants exist, one limited to 5000 pieces and another limited to 7500. More in our article, link below! #SonicNews

when your friend doesn't like your favorite character

Welcome to the sonic fandom the options are a 40 plushie that looks like a bootleg or an actual just gold bar

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

I’m still on said family trip. I had to draw this with my finger to get through it

dude open the wikipedia home page it doesn't matter what browser

Palestine is still facing a genocide, Iran is still facing an internet blackout, Lebanon is still getting bombed, people in sudan are still being killed, people in Congo are still being killed. Continue spreading awareness.

Why the fuck is there a meowl on Dio's shoulder

glamrock polnareff

My partner looks like an actual angel when they’re asleep it’s kinda insane