I better send mine in straight away. I'll just take that address down. Barclays card factory, Bangalore Lane, Bangalore, India. Fewwww, to think I was so close to having my legs burst into flames.

Wowww!!

🐲It's 1 week until the Find us at @edfringe kicks off baybayyy! I'll be there performing my show, 'Baby Strikes back'! Find tickets in my Show Diary! Here's a Disturbance to celebrate. paulfoot.tv/show-diary/ #paulfoot #edinburghfringe #comedy #dalaikarma

The best thing about the joker. Prime example of how a movie score can elevate the film. music.apple.com/gb/album/call-…

My light shines on.

People like Coldplay and voted for an 86 seat Tory majority. You can’t trust people, Jeremy.

This man lost his seat last night. Ex-miner, socialist his whole life. Ousted by his own. Time to talk about Britain’s lack of class consciousness, how imperialism & white supremacy blinds us to it, and how we must tear all these oppressive systems down.

Imagine if you're gym wasn't open today. #protein before ibuprofen.

Can't believe my mum still hasn't wished me "happy new year". The twenties are going to be miserable.

Who thought it was a good idea to make a second #IndependenceDay, silly Billy.

At last, some good news. Extraordinary Aubrarery.

I've got a 1980's news presenters hairstyle, looking on point. what the fuck have you done since lockdown begun.

Perhaps we've been overdoing Radiohead's Kid A in quarantine, but Nettie Edwards 🇪🇺's portrait of John Keats with Lockdown Hair seems eerily familiar... Suzie Grogan

Is it thermo-nuclear war.

This is definitely the content I'm here for.

Godziiillllaaa!!!

This is possibly the best thing I have seen on Twitter, ever. To all the anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-everything people, this is the logical conclusion of “freedom”. Please read it. All of you.

Imagine if the Corona virus is the millennium bug. Imagine that.