B5s 7-2 TD Who’d think that hoofball = a whole lot of goals and tomfoolery! Well in boys, unanimous shout to the usually wank Henry Ashworth MOTM🥜🔥Honourable mention to the 🙌LESBIAN👏 Oliver Cocker great work in net H⚽️⚽️⚽️🥜 Charlie Hirst ⚽️⚽️ Tom Longden ⚽️ jt ⚽️

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FT B5s 9-2 M5 Wow, amazing. We’re so back and unbeaten. ﾌㄖ几乇丂ㄚ filled in amazingly with about 3 assists. We’re so back. Billy Draper debut season🙌 jt ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Tom Longden ⚽️⚽️ Charlie Hirst ⚽️ James Williams ⚽️ James MOTM🚨2 Goals in 2 weeks #RetardAlert #Makeawish

B5s 5 - 5 TNC Wow, hardest test we’ve had by far, down by 3 after 3 minutes and fought back into the game for a well deserved draw. Complacent after fisting teams week in week out. Will Coutts or Will Clutch? Will Coutts ⚽️⚽️ James Williams ⚽️ jt ⚽️ Tom Longden ⚽️

B5s 5-2 M5s Easy dub tonight, second gear all neyt and just fucking cruised. Cocker made a few saves and demanded MOTM (but he let 2 in). Nonetheless, beating the meat ❌ unbeaten✅. MOTM Footballs the Winner☺️ jt ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Tom Longden ⚽️

FT B5s 8-2 Spanish Cunts What a way to introduce ourselves back into DIV2. Light work for the boys tonight, everyone put a shift in - Spanish cunts been dreading us for months AHAHAHAH. Will Telford ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ jt ⚽️⚽️⚽️ (MOM🥶🆗💯) James Williams ⚽️

All the points in a derby win for the birthday boy today. Happy birthday James Williams you beautiful man

B5s 9-4 B Lightwork again for the barrack, what a force we’re becoming. Usual Div 1 contenders get raped! ﾌㄖ几乇丂ㄚ pulled off multiple worldie saves. Football was unbelievable jeffery. Gonna win lot everyone watch out👀 Henry Ashworth ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🔥MOTM🔥 jt ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

B5s 5-0 B Another week, another clean sheet. We’re ready for average and pony. Debut for ✨Liam ✨ though he got excited after and got barred from franny new. Everyone played well but Oliver Cocker MOTM for another 🧼 📄 jt ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Henry Ashworth ⚽️⚽️

B5s 6-1 TNAT Fuck me how wank is everyone that isn’t us. Imagine being that fucking crap and having an attitude. Shouting megs then getting meggsed #merked Shout out to Jamo for goal of the season #wallop Tom Longden ⚽️⚽️⚽️🐐🐐 jt ⚽️ Charlie Hirst ⚽️ James Williams ⚽️ (MOTM)

FORFEIT B5s 5-0 A&J As if they haven’t turned up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Top 2 derby and they’ve bottled it fuck me someone find out what their names are🤣 What a performance though in fucking spaz off Olympic Wembley we played for 2 hours. Charlie Hirst ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ MOTM Matt.H

Lost Ffs, actually gutted, punch of fucking whoppers. Gonna fill em in if they come in franny new Matt.H ⚽️ (Yes, even though we lost this is a huge dub) jt ⚽️⚽️

PLAYERS’ PLAYER James Williams Second Place Matt.H

B5s 6-8 SS Decent game of footy, we switched off and George Micheal wouldn’t stop moaning. We move, plenty of points to be picked up. 8 men’s hard to manage, ask Henry Ashworth (and his mum BANTZ🔥) Goals from jt ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Tom Longden ⚽️⚽️

B5s 2-1 Average and Hoes Debut from Mattman, another appearance from Liam and a fucking hard earned 3 points. They give it fucking biggen last game and all fannied out of it thinking they were gonna get booted all over😂😂 jt ⚽️ Tom Longden ⚽️ Oliver Cocker MOTM😂

SL 7-1 B5s Try hard FC done us, with a bare 5, least they filmed it though. Dug deep tonight with the bare 5. Henry Ashworth waste of absolute space, was scared to play them so stayed home. Well done pal, it’d been 17 if you had played. Shit Cunt. Will Coutts ⚽️ MOTM🔥

B5s 4-3 MRTFC Made hard work of that, Matt Nicholson debut in the top flight and put on a show🔥Liam Longford first goal ⚽️ and Henry Ashworth MOTM between the sticks 🧱 jt ⚽️⚽️ MattMan ⚽️ Liam ⚽️

B5s 3-3 SS Fuck sake, Jun is useless. Missed about 400 sitters and they scored a last second corner (which it was already FT). I don’t like to point fingers as we’re a group, but it was fucking Tom’s man. MOTM - The Wall JAMO Jun ⚽️ Pong ⚽️ Hirst ⚽️

We’re back B5s 5-4 TNAC Showing them cunts what a top side looks like, gifted them goals, but coulda conceded way more if it wasn’t thanks to your MOTM Oliver Cocker Honourable mention the rest, Slay! Will Telford ⚽️⚽️ James Williams ⚽️ (YES NO WAY) jt ⚽️ Henry Ashworth ⚽️