Thank you, Jay Z.

They giving Siri too many powers. I’ve seen iRobot. I’ve seen Smart House. I know how this story ends.

Y’all turned Kendrick’s Super Bowl performance announcement into a pity party for Lil Wayne when the city he’s crying over didn’t even choose him.

I’m gon take a handful of chipotle forks on the way out every time. Idc

They put a Wingstop up the street from my house. It’s up!

Cheeks to the wind live for the whole world to see is crazy

My mama still tell ppl she on a long distance phone call lol

Your baby’s name should only be as unique as you are rich.

On Jesus!

😂😂😂

My doctor has a thick accent and says everything with a little smirk on his face and I can’t understand half of what he says so I keep thinkin he’s making fun of me.

Candace Owens be right alot of the time.

White prople really do not use wash cloths. Like it’s a funny joke but they really don’t use them fr

Who was the first person to end a phone call saying “buh-bye” and why did they say it?

Has a better dance trend ever been created that rivals the Dougie?

Ye didn’t have a single reason on earth to give common that long of a verse at the end of get ‘em high. Especially after he heard it back

Pam definitely used a lil Tylenol when she was carrying me. Probably not OD, but she def used

Nothing more irritating than sending a text with multiple questions and receiving a response that literally only addresses one of them.

Niggas need to stop acting like olive garden don’t slap when it needs to. My palate is as elevated as they come but I’m still tearin up the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks. Like stop it

Who decided no two snowflakes have the same design? We just supposed to believe that?