Let's get this started again, shall we?

My resolution this year is to learn wtf a vertical AI assistant is. I'm thinking it's a really tall computer with a smiley face on it and I'm not willing to be proven wrong.

I will report ANY tweets that ask a DUMB question like "Got a new laptop, what's the FIRST thing I should install?" "2025: what's everyone shipping this year??" "Is consciousness really formed as a byproduct of quantum entanglement generated within microtubules in the brain?"

MVP is a cool easy concept that everyone completely ignores because it's more fun to fully design an app, a marketing concept, a rollout plan and hire a head of product for some reason instead of solving a problem.

Being a dad on Instagram is so cool, all of my promoted posts are startups telling me my kids are gonna die because I didn't use their BlinkyBloo app that has a $25 monthly SaaS fee

Build in the cloud, they said. It will make it easy, they said

nice

My prompts are too powerful for Cursor/Claude, bow before me plebian AI underlings

Vibe coding is cool and all until Claude keeps fucking with your API route middleware with every change it suggests

Ok you got me

I asked AI to come up with something truly disturbing and bizarre. Something really freaky, scary, messed up. This is what it came up with.

fuck

I fucking hate LinkedIn

Every time I see a bald dude with a Slavic name post about AI I just assume they have a $5B valuation for their pre-launch startup