My dumbahh couldn’t find the dog till they zoomed in 😭

it really sucks wanting to talk to someone but you really don't want to annoy anyone because they seem totally fine without you.

if you want flowers on feb 14th just die on feb 13th

Stuck between “I really want to talk to you,” and “I really need to get over you.

Man fuck me

"cut off all communications" "focus on urself" "time will heal it" but no ono tells u what to do when u wake up at 2am, chest pounding heavily and ur brain won't stop replaying what u had with them

Need

Do you understand, like FULLY understand how huge of a flex this is?

Damn maybe I need a therapist but nah I got it I’ll just shove this shit down

Date idea: let’s watch season 1 of one piece 👉🏾👈🏾

Costco is literally throwing the KITCHEN SINK at all of your excuses “Can’t hit my protein intake…it’s too hard” “Unable to meal prep…don’t have enough time” They’re literally rigging the entire game in your favor How are you not winning? Seriously…how???

All I want is for Nico Robin to be happy

The way more people keep showing up LMAO

If you're single on Valentine's Day it's cuz you're ugly. Don't ever forget that. If you looked better you would have the person you want

LMAOOOOOO