A salesman knocked on my door and asked "Who currently provides your internet?" I said "My next door neighbor." Good Morning

We’ll continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done. Good morning

Tried to read a dictionary in bed last night. Didn't finish it, got up to P. Good Morning

What exactly is a new year's resolution...a to-do list for the 1st week of the year. Good morning

God chooses to remove some people from our daily life cause he heard conversations that we did not hear. Good morning

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words too. Good Morning

I’m in need of a six-month vacation.Twice a year. Good morning.

Did you hear about the sensative burglar? He takes things personally. Good morning

Creativity is thinking up new things. Innovation is doing new things. Good morning

I just got in an argument with my wife. I dont know what to do next. She told me I was right. Good morning

The Sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light. Good morning.

When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it. But they were just putting words in my mouth. Good morning

My wife is saying she will divorce me because of my obsession with TV serials. But will she leave me? Find out next week.... Good morning

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G. Good Morning

Please excuse my naivety. I was born at a very early age. Good morning.

Mujhe bas itna paisa chhaiye ki Budget se farak na pade. Good morning

Is stealing someone's coffee also called MUGGING! Good morning

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding". Good morning

So I opened the water bill and electricity bill at the same time. Let me tell you I was shocked. Good morning

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's telephone numbers is doing nowadays. Good morning