Woah. That was a really long nap. Is the pizza I left in the fridge any good?

Somebody help me find Elena. I think she’s somewhere, caught up between bad company.

Had the most horrible dream where Damon turned me into a vampire and then made me eat Matt. The worst part is, Damon pat my back after. God, I hate when he touches me. Even in dream land.

Now, can someone tell me where I can find my sister.

Look at this.. Vile creature. [Shakes my head in distaste.]

When his pussy ass can't put up a fight.

This vile thing needs to keep it's distance.

Highly desired specimen.

Hey, @CaramelFelicity. Look. I found a picture of you and the best case scenario.

The list of gross people Elena has dated, goes as so; - Damon. - Damon. - Occasionally Stefan. - Damon.

Who's Bonnie? Oh, you mean, Miss ILeftAPerfectlyNiceBoyForAssholeEnzo?

Just an update. Since Matt split on our drug business and took all the money with him, I'm still working as escort. For women too now, so don't forget to let all your single aunt's know.

If you want my future, forget my past. If you wanna get with me, better make it fast.

So. Many. Typos. [Flicks my joint aside.] I need to lay off.

This should go in the family album under section; #JusticeForJeremy.

Spell me a house, Bonnie. I have no money, no compulsion, no... Friends.

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