the government shut down and i stopped getting as many spam calls per day

How it feels watching your old fantasy player have a career year on someone else’s roster 💔

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All centrists must be purged from the Democratic Party. They are weak, feckless, and pathetic. Bring in fighters.

The scandal is not that he is a pedophile, a crook, corrupt, incompetent, or a liar. The real scandal is that everyone who voted for him knew all this before voting for him.

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theyd do my pops like ned stark if they had iphones back then

Exit interview with the fantasy football team after we got eliminated from playoff contention

I had no idea so many people hated tvs in the bedroom

Thought yall was getting Giannis to a big market and instead you getting the heel turn.

I have to agree. One of the core issues with Stranger Things 5 is the way they immediately walked back the Season 4 cliffhanger, reset the show to the status quo, and then spent 7 episodes getting us back to the point we all thought we were starting from in the final season.

With all of these grocery store closures on the north and northwest side, starting to wonder if there might be something to the whole public grocery store idea…

Church welcome songs

Shoutout this guy because he absolutely cooked

Rick’s best work. The run on mark to house of hades is generational

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind