Nelson you are really pushing my comfort levels Philadelphia Phillies

Do they not have tissues in the astros dug out ???

Hate to be a nudge but is Taco Bell not going to reward us for the stolen bases last night by Harper and Marsh.. asking for a friend

I’ve been hungry all day for my Harper and Marsh stole base tacos from last night 🤔 Taco Bell

Wonder how many times I have to mention Taco Bell for them to address the stolen base issue

Who is watching “Welcome to Chippendales” on Hulu?

Lmao watching the Allie Wong special on Netflix with my boyfriend and his dad… #HappyThanksgiving2022

Took a look at myself today.. Botox asap

To the Volkswagen Passat, in that ugly blue pearl color, that wanted to ride my ass down Rt13: your beep was as puny as the middle finger you gave me.

Starbucks has been blasting the music. I guess I’ll have to go to an actual library now days… do they still have them?

D odge ram that was behind me at a “Right Turn Signal” light, your Hemi doesn’t make up for your small ass middle finger and probably the same for your male/female part

Need to get that new Downy “odor & residue” detergent. These gym clothes are not good lmao

Mulkey needs to get off the court. The officials are calling everything under the sun except for her nonsense on the sidelines

It’s time we start a conversation about the refs today.

Barstool Philly Brandon Marsh and it’s not even close

Cure auto insurance better be thinking about a combo commercial with Tyrese Maxey and Kyle Schwarber

The crowd is not as lively as last night Philadelphia Phillies

Thompson should cut kimbrel for the next roster.. sorry you fuck us

Fuck you Kimbrel! How are you an ALLSTAR??